Check out the job openings below.
Webmaster
Do you know web programming languages? Have you constructed websites before? Are you an orangutan? Philadelphia Exquirer wants you! PhillyEx is looking to hire an orangutan webmaster to manage all web operations. Orangutan would be in charge of a team of eleven chimpanzees responsible for oiling the metaphorical cogs of this website. Send resume and cover letter to info@phillyex.com
Editor
Philadelphia Exquirer is seeking a dolphin editor who can expand our website into the dolphin markets. Flippers and a blow hole are a must, knowledge of the English language is a plus. Must be willing to relocate. Send resume and cover letter to info@phillyex.com
Other
Those are the only openings we have at this time. Regretfully, there are no human positions currently.